Presenting the ever-quotable Dean! Enjoy.... :)
"It all right"
(patting Andrew's arm)-- "It all right. You listen—I with
you."
"Caterpillars are nice.
They pet people" (stroking his tummy) "they like
people."
"STOP, pants!"
(Dean frustrated because his too-short pants wouldn't cover his
ankles)
"I had another
one in my tummy!" (Dean afflicted with hiccups)
"[Spiderman] hits the
bad guys and they fall into the water. He saves people. He eats with
people at Grammy and Papa's. He eats bread, and dough—cookie
dough—and toast."
"When it" (the
moldy onion on the table that Mommy explained wouldn't be good to
eat) "gets better, I can eat it. You can
eat it. Daddy can eat it. Spiderman can eat it."
"I'm going to go into
my hiding place and poop."
"Thank you for the
food...thank you for Mommy...thank you for Daddy...thank you for
me...thank you for the cup...thank you for the table...um...thank you
for the thingy...thank you for Mommy and Daddy...thank you for the
something...thank you for this" (patting his cup) "....thank
you for the chairs....Amen." (Dean praying)
"BAD Mr. Frumble. Push
him in with the cucumbers and cook him." (Dean indignant with a pig who creates mayhem in the grocery store while chasing
his runaway hat)
"Good bye, and thank
you Dr. Bones!" (another Richard Scarry quote)
(Dean trying to explain to
his aunt that yes, he does have a driver's license) "I have
license. Look, I have arms coming out [of sleeves]. I have arms to
turn [the wheel]."
"You a bad guy.
You eat people all up. With toast. And bacon. And eggs. (pause) And
potatoes."
"I a bad guy. I
pour water on my eggs." (Mommy explains Dean is not a bad guy
and he shouldn't pour water on his eggs.) "I not a bad
guy. Bad guys pour water on their eggs. I don't pour water on
my eggs."
Hahaha. Oh my word. This post is awesome!! :D Thanks so much for sharing some of Dean's funny sayings! They are excessively diverting.
ReplyDeleteHonestly though, he is HILARIOUS! And he's talking so much now. Wow. Where has the time gone?
Love what he said about his hiccups. Haha. That is so cute! And his references to Spider Man. *grin* Also, "thank you for the thingy...thank you for the something..." Where does he come up with this stuff?!! :D
Haha. Thank you, Miss March! Dean cracks me up all the time...he's always saying something funny, or quoting his books, or making goofy faces at me to make me laugh. It's a joy to share his funny sayings with someone who enjoys them--I certainly enjoy talking about them. :P
ReplyDeleteAwww, this is both adorable and hysterical! (Hi! I found your blog from your comment on Miss March's post. :))
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it, Natalie!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I just saw your comment. I'm not nearly as diligent or faithful a blogger as Miss March, I'm afraid. :P
I did, thanks! :)
DeleteOh, no problem! It takes me AGES to respond to comments sometimes, and your reply only took a few days. :)