Presenting the ever-quotable Dean! Enjoy.... :)
"It all right" (patting Andrew's arm)-- "It all right. You listen—I with you."
"Caterpillars are nice. They pet people" (stroking his tummy) "they like people."
"STOP, pants!" (Dean frustrated because his too-short pants wouldn't cover his ankles)
"I had another one in my tummy!" (Dean afflicted with hiccups)
"[Spiderman] hits the bad guys and they fall into the water. He saves people. He eats with people at Grammy and Papa's. He eats bread, and dough—cookie dough—and toast."
"When it" (the moldy onion on the table that Mommy explained wouldn't be good to eat) "gets better, I can eat it. You can eat it. Daddy can eat it. Spiderman can eat it."
"I'm going to go into my hiding place and poop."
"Thank you for the food...thank you for Mommy...thank you for Daddy...thank you for me...thank you for the cup...thank you for the table...um...thank you for the thingy...thank you for Mommy and Daddy...thank you for the something...thank you for this" (patting his cup) "....thank you for the chairs....Amen." (Dean praying)
"BAD Mr. Frumble. Push him in with the cucumbers and cook him." (Dean indignant with a pig who creates mayhem in the grocery store while chasing his runaway hat)
"Good bye, and thank you Dr. Bones!" (another Richard Scarry quote)
(Dean trying to explain to his aunt that yes, he does have a driver's license) "I have license. Look, I have arms coming out [of sleeves]. I have arms to turn [the wheel]."
"You a bad guy. You eat people all up. With toast. And bacon. And eggs. (pause) And potatoes."
"I a bad guy. I pour water on my eggs." (Mommy explains Dean is not a bad guy and he shouldn't pour water on his eggs.) "I not a bad guy. Bad guys pour water on their eggs. I don't pour water on my eggs."